Quote #29342
Ford used to have a better idea now they don’t have a clue.
Quote #26436
When a lot of remedies are suggested for a disease, that means it cannot...
Quote #33044
Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
Quote #139
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Quote #566
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer...
Quote #95
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
Quote #21665
Live free or die.
Quote #24649
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
Quote #2952
Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.
Quote #8079
He that has done you a kindness will be more ready to do you...