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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as...
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Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant “idiot”.
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Imagine a school with children that can read or write, but with teachers who...
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To have respect for ourselves guides our morals and to have a deference for...
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As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain,...
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I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and...
Quote #19217
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
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An American tragedy in which we all have played a part. (On Watergate, announcing...
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An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and...
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I have against me the bourgeois, the military and the diplomats, and for me,...