Quote #30601
I am not in this world to live up to other people’s expectations, nor...
Quote #34571
My life is the story of a man who always wants to carry too...
Quote #6879
The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that...
Quote #12888
History is one war after another with a bunch of murders and natural disasters...
Quote #12488
Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
Quote #17007
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
Quote #17753
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
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When clouds form in the skies we know that rain will follow but we...
Quote #19317
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #19327
Every man is ignorant – just on different subjects.