Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #19106
It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did...
Quote #14945
Our wisdom comes usually from our experience, and our experience comes largely from our...
Quote #30442
Remember the two benefits of failure. First, if you do fail, you learn what...
Quote #2787
Both the cockroach and the bird could get along very well without us, although...
Quote #13051
The Net interprets censorship as damage… and routes around it.
Quote #2436
Minds are like parachutes – they only function when open.
Quote #25366
That’s what I consider true generosity. You give your all, and yet you always...
Quote #34529
It has never been my object to record my dreams, just to realize them.
Quote #10432
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.