Quote #1121
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
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If men do not keep on speaking terms with children, they cease to be...
Quote #15262
The computing field is always in need of new cliches.
Quote #7192
To be intelligent is to be open-minded, active, memoried, and persistently experimental.
Quote #29687
You think America is the biggest place on Earth, but it’s not. The view...
Quote #28234
Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
Quote #11080
Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans...
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A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic...
Quote #28272
If you were a gladiator in olden days, I bet the inefficiency of how...
Quote #34008
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.