Quote #21941
Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read.
Quote #33523
If there was strife and contention in the home, very little else in life...
Quote #951
The Pope! How many divisions has _he_ got ?
Quote #12249
Be polite to all, but intimate with few.
Quote #29273
Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
Quote #21718
I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called...
Quote #9458
An nescis mi fili, quantilla prudentia regitur orbis? Dost thou not know, my son,...
Quote #32749
I love such mirth as does not make friends ashamed to look upon one...
Quote #4289
If you would be pungent, be brief; for it is with words as with...
Quote #882
I call that a scumhead.