Quote #11867
The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.
Quote #12749
God gives us relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.
Quote #32881
A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
Quote #25279
It does not require great learning to be a Christian and be convinced of...
Quote #11573
When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between...
Quote #32846
Whoever refuses to remember the inhumanity is prone to new risks of infection.
Quote #9187
To love at all is to be vulnerable.
Quote #10700
Gratitude is a sickness, suffered by dogs.
Quote #14950
Sometimes a noble failure serves the world as faithfully as a distinguished success.
Quote #4229
Be content with your lot; one cannot be first in everything.