Quote #13948
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself.
Quote #21155
When asked about his favorite song, I think ‘Hail to the Chief’ has a...
Quote #13135
Blue, green, grey, white, or black; smooth, ruffled, or mountainous; that ocean is not...
Quote #2050
When I hear the word “culture” I reach for my gun.
Quote #20791
Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
Quote #28614
To God all things are beautiful, good, and right human beings, on the other...
Quote #3867
Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.
Quote #3531
The most merciful thing in the world . . . is the inability of...
Quote #23455
Naturam expellas furca, tamen usque revenit. (You may drive nature out with a pitchfork,...
Quote #1951
The best years are the forties; after fifty a man begins to deteriorate, but...