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It is a melancholy truth that even great men have their poor relations.
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Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait for...
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You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
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If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in first, you get accused...
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There are no facts, only interpretations.
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We never learn to pray, really pray- until we are in a situatioin where...
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Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you...
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Sentimentality is the emotional promiscuity of those who have no sentiment.
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In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.