Quote #26111
In his holy flirtation with the world, God occasionally drops a handkerchief. These handkerchiefs...
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It is as hard for the good to suspect evil, as it is for...
Quote #9717
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
Quote #3712
What you are shouts so loud in my ears I cannot hear what you...
Quote #4564
The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively...
Quote #5533
I cannot expect to perform the task with equal ability and success.
Quote #6442
Engineering is the art or science of making practical.
Quote #16194
Man has to suffer. When he has no real afflictions, he invents some.
Quote #30860
Where there is a sea there are pirates.
Quote #15827
The world is so constructed, that if you wish to enjoy its pleasures, you...