Quote #2359
However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my traditional manner … sulking...
Quote #190
If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk...
Quote #27985
Having the world’s best idea will do you no good unless you act on...
Quote #14561
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #2925
All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling.
Quote #14793
Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.
Quote #12274
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
Quote #34478
Correct me if I’m wrong, but hasn’t the fine line between sanity and madness...
Quote #5475
The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance;...
Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.