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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
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‘Where shall I begin, please your Majesty’ he asked. ‘Begin at the beginning,’ the...
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Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything one learned in school.
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The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe,...
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Our virtues and our failings are inseparable, like force and matter. When they separate,...
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Quote #10591
The things that one most wants to do are the things that are probably...
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Do not assume that she who seeks to comfort you now, lives untroubled among...
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Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they...
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I think a good way to get in a movie is to show up...