Quote #1096
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
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A college education never hurt anybody who was willing to learn after he got...
Quote #3128
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the...
Quote #22468
I have impeached myself by resigning.
Quote #16876
What I must do is all that concerns me. This rule, equally arduous in...
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There will be little rubs and disappointments everywhere, and we are all apt to...
Quote #2309
Aliter catuli longe olent, aliter sues. (“Puppies and pigs have a very different smell.”)
Quote #24531
Thou art a cat, and a rat, and a coward.
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Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affectation, free without indecency, learned without...
Quote #23557
Society attacks early when the individual is helpless.