Quote #17309
No man loves life like him that’s growing old.
Quote #2116
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #32746
The fact that I was a bachelor provided two opportunities or two handles that...
Quote #5675
I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who...
Quote #3141
The more he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Quote #33980
The problem with any unwritten law is that you don’t know where to go...
Quote #10236
We are what we pretend to be, but we better be very careful what...
Quote #15195
When we hate our enemies, we are giving them power over us: power over...
Quote #4489
Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need.