Quote #2325
When I get smitten, I stay smut.
Quote #1497
Man is the only animal whose desires increase as they are fed; the only...
Quote #19409
Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of...
Quote #28078
Man talking confidently about God is like a toy talking confidently about man.
Quote #31160
You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people...
Quote #651
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
Quote #4401
Must not all things at the last be swallowed up in death?
Quote #6114
The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They...
Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #32787
If your professor wrote it, it’s as near to the truth as you ever...