Quote #478
I was raised almost entirely on turnips and potatoes, but I think that the...
Quote #22169
If writers were good businessmen, they’d have too much sense to be writers.
Quote #26459
Man is more himself, man is more manlike, when joy is the fundamental thing...
Quote #1809
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #20279
Real friendship is shown in times of trouble prosperity is full of friends.
Quote #12990
Hope is the nurse of misery.
Quote #13139
Erase fancy; curb impulse; quench desire; let sovereign reason have the mastery.
Quote #5170
Use what talents you have; the woods would have little music if no birds...
Quote #9781
I do not know everything; still many things I understand.
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...