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The finest lives, in my opinion, are those who rank in the common model,...
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Everything that deceives may be said to enchant.
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The beauty of daylight-saving time is that it just makes everyone feel sunnier.
Quote #32374
What’s real in politics is what the voters decide is real.
Quote #28730
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
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Slander is a vice that strikes a double blow; wounding both him that commits,...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Ritual is the way you carry the presence of the sacred. Ritual is the...
Quote #16936
Love is the essence of God.
Quote #12096
Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too.