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The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a...
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A painter told me that nobody could draw a tree without in some sort...
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It is not enough to conquer one must learn to seduce.
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Batman I’m not going to kill you. I want you to do me a...
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Our elections are free, it’s in the results where eventually we pay.
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From the oyster to the eagle, from the swine to the tiger, all animals...
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There exists a false aristocracy based on family name, property, and inherited wealth. But...
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Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power.
Quote #12516
To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it.