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No normal man ever fell in love after thirty when the kidneys begin to...
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The chief lesson I have learned in a long life is that the only...
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do...
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in...
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If my own son, who is now 10 months, came to me and said,...
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A boy can learn a lot from a dog obedence, loyalty, and the importance...
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We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only...
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Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to...