Quote #22400
Only the spoon knows what is stirring in the pot.
Quote #16812
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
Quote #1051
Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.
Quote #18413
The first recipe for happiness is Avoid too lengthy meditation on the past.
Quote #34245
The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it’s against the...
Quote #33490
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Quote #33597
We ought not to judge of men’s merits by their qualifications, but by the...
Quote #11873
A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are...
Quote #30069
Nearly all men die of their remedies, and not of their illnesses.
Quote #878
He has a splendid repertoire of 500 words. Why does he insist on using...