Quote #1830
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Quote #3434
Friends applaud, the comedy is over.
Quote #16638
Things have never been more like the way they are today in history.
Quote #2225
Life is a God-damned, stinking, treacherous game and nine hundred and ninety-nine men out...
Quote #19140
Don’t steal. The government hates competition.
Quote #24431
Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds.
Quote #34623
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes...
Quote #28406
If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the...
Quote #25926
Truth exists, only falsehood has to be invented.
Quote #653
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.