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Sex is emotion in motion.
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Propaganda does not deceive people; it merely helps them to deceive themselves.
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Gray hair is a sign of age, not wisdom.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
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There are certain themes of which the interest is all-absorbing, but which are too...
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Above all things, never be afraid. The enemy who forces you to retreat is...