Quote #27405
I myself prefer my New Zealand eggs for breakfast. (After she was pelted with...
Quote #16753
Forgive him, for he believes that the customs of his tribe are the laws...
Quote #25725
When the Japanese mend broken objects they aggrandize the damage by filling the cracks...
Quote #3645
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I...
Quote #16531
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
Quote #12128
Give what you have. To some it may be better than you dare think.
Quote #2221
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to...
Quote #6163
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a- bitch.
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Every man has his own courage, and is betrayed because he seeks in himself...
Quote #30850
A man’s ruin lies in his tongue.