Quote #25818
I’ll be damned if I am not getting tired of this. It seems to...
Quote #259
Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to...
Quote #14489
I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.
Quote #3350
I am into parallel monogamy.
Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #29136
The effects of kindness are not always seen immediately, Sometimes it takes years until...
Quote #20798
This above all to thine own self be true.
Quote #12414
On the heights, all paths are paved with daggers.
Quote #33644
The name of peace is sweet, and the thing itself is beneficial, but there...
Quote #21020
Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.