Quote #21196
Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man.
Quote #26720
The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.
Quote #22718
Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #25454
A kiss is a rosy dot over the ‘i’ of loving.
Quote #1809
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Quote #22122
It is bad to be oppressed by a minority, but it is worse to...
Quote #17767
Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.
Quote #33005
Each time that one loves is the only time one has ever loved. Difference...
Quote #7622
The welfare of the people is the ultimate law. (Salus Populi Suprema Est Lex)