Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #25649
Death is as casual-and often as unexpected-as birth. It is as difficult to define...
Quote #8529
Religions change; beer and wine remain.
Quote #24865
I can’t take a well-tanned person seriously.
Quote #7467
The same refinement which brings us new pleasures, exposes us to new pains.
Quote #16736
As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction...
Quote #26018
Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
Quote #12798
He that gives should never remember, he that receives should never forget.
Quote #18684
It is not the going out of port, but the coming in, that determines...
Quote #11589
The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow...