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Nirvana is not the blowing out of the candle. It is the extinguishing of...
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We are all strong enough to endure the misfortunes of others.
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Please give me some good advice in your next letter. I promise not to...
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Don’t try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.
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They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
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We have scarcely gotten home … when our children’s sneezes greet us, skinned knees...