Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #16083
Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves.
Quote #31212
They’ll have to shoot me first to take my gun.
Quote #25935
Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing.
Quote #22223
Ray D’you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds
Quote #13001
Humor the sons of the poor, for they give science its splendor.
Quote #32510
What if this weren’t a hypothetical question
Quote #28948
Forgiveness means letting go of the past.
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It is characteristic of wisdom not to do desperate things.
Quote #34205
One’s first step in wisdom is to question everything – and one’s last is...