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Women prefer men who have something tender about them — especially the legal kind.
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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence you ever tried
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A reasonable probability is the only certainty.
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One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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Oh, heart, I the ignorant say to you that the soul perishes like the...
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The Fanaticism which discards the Scripture, under the pretense of resorting to immediate revelations...
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Great minds are to make others great. Their superiority is to be used, not...
Quote #4863
Merrily, merrily shall I live now, Under the blossom that hangs on the bough.
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But the life that no longer trust another human being and no longer forms...
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...