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Joy is not a thing, it is in us.
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The United States is a nation of laws badly written and randomly enforced.
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I sit here all day trying to persuade people to do the things they...
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
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Be a fountain, not a drain.
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All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
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All my life, whenever it comes time to make a decision, I make it...
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Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second.
Quote #30609
Money is the root of all evil, but the foliage is fascinating.
Quote #18284
Always behave as if nothing had happened, no matter what has happened.