Quote #22572
How God ever brings like to like.
Quote #18687
Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle...
Quote #22642
Either war is obsolete or men are.
Quote #31260
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and...
Quote #20228
Since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them,...
Quote #19217
Want to make your computer go really fast Throw it out a window.
Quote #27814
One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.
Quote #10265
Life is not what one lived, but rather what one remembers, and how it...
Quote #3140
Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they...
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...