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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend....
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He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
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There is no history of mankind, there are only many histories of all kinds...
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One good turn deserves another.
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The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served...
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Politics, like theater, is one of those things where you’ve got to be wise...
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The lightning-bug is brilliant, but he hasn’t any mind He stumbles through existence with...
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Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind,...
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The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5’7, it...