Quote #21250
Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours.
Quote #23505
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to...
Quote #30133
Only grown-ups have difficulty with childproof bottles.
Quote #21761
Draw a crazy picture,Write a nutty poem,Sing a mumble-gumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a...
Quote #25024
There is no such thing as can’t, only won’t. If you’re qualified, all it...
Quote #31590
You can’t reach your goals if you don’t try.
Quote #2492
Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.
Quote #936
The universe is made of stories, not atoms.
Quote #27623
Generally when there’s a lot of smoke…there’s just a whole lot more smoke.
Quote #17382
Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and...