Quote #2289
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to...
Quote #11957
A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.
Quote #11138
A bad wound may heal, but a bad name will kill.
Quote #33147
If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out to it
Quote #33881
He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing....
Quote #22133
An intellectual hate is the worst.
Quote #22430
Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year.
Quote #14761
He that boasts of his own knowledge proclaims his ignorance
Quote #14538
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
Quote #10218
A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad...