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How exquisite that gaze of yours would be if you were being whipped to...
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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car,...
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I say, thou mad March hare.
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The camera is an instrument that teaches people how to see without a camera.
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Political image is like mixing cement. When it’s wet, you can move it around...
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Eliminate something superfluous from your life. Break a habit. Do something that makes you...
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A healthy family is sacred territory.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #19598
The Way of Heaven is to benefit others and not to injure. The Way...