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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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Desperate affairs require desperate remedies.
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It’s too bad I’m not as wonderful a person as people say I am,...
Quote #30666
Know the right moment.
Quote #17438
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help...
Quote #17310
Ignorant men don’t know what good they hold in their hands until they’ve flung...
Quote #34058
Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or because...
Quote #6845
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it...
Quote #23009
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big...
Quote #34899
Change has a considerable psychological impact on the human mind. To the fearful it...