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Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
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I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
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The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough to give...
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There is a point at which everything becomes simple and there is no longer...
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Money doesn’t make you happy. I now have 50 million but I was just...
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Some people are so fond of ill-luck that they run half-way to meet it.