Quote #5094
Nobody ever died of laughter.
Quote #30707
Happiness is a sunbeam, Which may pass through a thousand bosoms Without losing a...
Quote #1924
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Quote #1259
I am the only guinea pig I have.
Quote #3071
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of...
Quote #27237
If you’re hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come...
Quote #4740
At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk...
Quote #8213
As I was walking among the fires of Hell, delighted with the enjoyments of...
Quote #25434
When you see a snake, never mind where he came from.