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First, I do not sit down at my desk to put into verse something...
Quote #7568
How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the...
Quote #32895
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #2076
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
Quote #6096
Inspiration is wonderful when it happens, but the writer must develop an approach for...
Quote #26631
Possession is eleven points in the law.
Quote #33213
It’s a small world, but I wouldn’t want to paint it.
Quote #6519
The ends must justify the means.
Quote #33392
I don’t really trust a sane person.
Quote #29081
The people that one bestowed commands, consulships, legions, and all else, now concerns itself...