Quote #10856
Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.
Quote #1387
The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence...
Quote #12683
Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second.
Quote #26704
Jesus Alou is in the on-deck circus.
Quote #16629
When I was a small boy growing up in Kansas, a friend of mine...
Quote #672
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
Quote #18498
Every good communist should know that political power grows out of the barrel of...
Quote #20935
He hath eaten me out of house and home.
Quote #16656
As it is an ancient truth that freedom cannot be legislated into existence, so...
Quote #29828
Well, I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech.