Quote #11241
A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
Quote #26100
The best things in life aren’t things.
Quote #14561
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #26449
Wear your learning, like your watch, in a private pocket and do not pull...
Quote #17176
He who does not have the courage to speak up for his rights cannot...
Quote #10143
We are never late. We arrive precisely when we mean to.
Quote #16736
As long as I have a want, I have a reason for living. Satisfaction...
Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #10187
If you have a harem of 40 women, you never get to know any...
Quote #17335
The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.