Quote #1077
A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear...
Quote #30239
The big majority of Americans, who are comparatively well off, have developed an ability...
Quote #1964
If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle.
Quote #22462
Three Spaniards, four opinions.
Quote #3850
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.
Quote #6578
My wallpaper and i are fighting a duel to death. One or the other...
Quote #32424
Before a man can wake up and find himself famous he has to wake...
Quote #8517
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the...
Quote #1793
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...
Quote #7350
A word to the wise is enough.