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The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for...
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The extreme limit of wisdom–that is what the public calls madness.
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Certain flaws are necessary for the whole. It would seem strange if old friends...
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Gentlemen, you are now about to embark on a course of studies which will...
Quote #21779
Yet ah why should they know their fateSince sorrow never comes too late,And happiness...
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Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar...
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It is the common failing of totalitarian regimes that they cannot really understand the...
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If you’re ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear, don’t stop and...
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Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...
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He does not preach what he practices till he has practiced what he preaches.