Quote #3940
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with...
Quote #5892
Only the weak are cruel. Gentleness can only be expected from the strong.
Quote #34915
I am still determined to be cheerful and happy, in whatever situation I may...
Quote #14681
You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you...
Quote #7445
When you have nothing to say, say nothing.
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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Quote #29941
It is inaccurate to say I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of...
Quote #18680
Every charitable act is a stepping stone toward heaven.
Quote #8684
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not...
Quote #6793
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.