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He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be...
Quote #27413
The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #1257
“What is it the Bible teaches us? – rapine, cruelty, and murder. What is...
Quote #31411
Parents like the idea of kids, they just don’t like their kids.
Quote #15120
The reason why great men meet with so little pity or attachment in adversity,...
Quote #25613
Children require guidance and sympathy far more than instruction.
Quote #2521
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
Quote #10091
Goals are dreams with deadlines.
Quote #6986
The most profound joy has more of gravity than of gaiety in it.