Quote #33210
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #5275
Wit ought to be a glorious treat, like caviar. Never spread it about like...
Quote #1531
It has all been very interesting.
Quote #12408
At the end of our time on earth, if we have lived fully, we...
Quote #2852
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #680
Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians.
Quote #12154
Success is never final.
Quote #31366
We may live without her, and worship without her, but we cannot remember without...
Quote #31816
The true Church is not an organization, nor does one join it through the...
Quote #25490
A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.