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The really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when on a...
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In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
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It is a true saying that “One falsehood leads easily to another”.
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We can be honest without saying what we mean to say, we can talk...
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The future belongs to those who prepare for it today.
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A Native American grandfather was talking to his grandson about how he felt. He...
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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
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The especial genius of women I believe to be electrical in movement, intuitive in...
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The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Quote #18722
Happiness sneaks through a door you didn’t know that you left open.