Quote #13354
I was working in a parking lot, which is a great place to learn...
Quote #28442
A lot of children know absolutely nothing about guns other than what they see...
Quote #9730
Verily, a man teaching his child manners is better than giving one bushel of...
Quote #2551
There is more to life than increasing its speed
Quote #28583
Lonely people talking to each other can make each other lonelier.
Quote #25147
Those who do not complain are never pitied.
Quote #8322
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
Quote #14747
Men will not believe because they will not broaden their minds
Quote #2142
Cogito ergo spud. – I think, therefore I yam
Quote #26895
I said I didn’t want to run for president. I didn’t ask you to...