Quote #31580
As you grow older, you’ll find the only things you regret are the things...
Quote #263
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
Quote #12911
If I should die, I have left no immortal work behind me – nothing...
Quote #9506
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
Quote #2335
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.
Quote #30943
He who has been bitten by a snake fears a piece of string.
Quote #7487
Eat before shopping. If you go to the store hungry, you are likely to...
Quote #737
You cannot stand anywhere in the universe that is outside of yourself.
Quote #26667
Of all the properties which belong to honorable men, not one is so highly...
Quote #2328
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth.