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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
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A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer...
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You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh – it’s as simple...
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Never esteem anything as an advantage to you that will make you break your...
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The soul of this man is in his clothes.
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Despair is the price one pays for setting oneself an impossible aim.